thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it.

Beau Taplin || You’re a fucking wreck and I love you for it. (via bewwbs)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

You know what would make this vase better? Painting pictures of orgies on it that’s what.
the Ancient Greeks, probably (via clonebanana)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

strokhermc:

Art animal!!!

strokhermc:

Art animal!!!

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT