Port Erin + sun :)
getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person
Me: Joins tumblr for fun
Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
too turnt w/ this baguette
Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists