Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
I’m going to do this now. Lololol
yall play too much.
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
i hate when you’re outside and the sun
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
Omg this is cool