trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

I think I am surviving
in all the wrong ways

ten word poem (via wreckedsailboats)
thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*
mistides:

fave post

mistides:

fave post

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

keep your 3rd eye open

badbilliejean:

trust your instincts

sometimes you can feel the boom

before you can spot the explosion

thedemon-hauntedworld:

IC 4592 - The Blue Horsehead Credit: Rogelio Bernal Andreo

thedemon-hauntedworld:

IC 4592 - The Blue Horsehead
Credit: Rogelio Bernal Andreo

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

That pun sucks

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie