this is so clever i love it
my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
Then tell me that you
love me for it.
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??
Put the sticker back
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob
not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes
just one boob
all by its lonesome
a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void
HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT